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Thursday, April 17, 2014

@ 10:08

hispirategirl:

husbandsir:

yup-that-exists:

Time bomb kitchen timer
Set the time for your muffins in style with this kitchen timer shaped like an old school time bomb. You can set up to 60 minutes of time. Perfect gadget for the passionate chef or cooking enthusiast. 
BUY IT HERE

Need this

Oh yes, i think we will have this in out=r kitchen soon :)

hispirategirl:

husbandsir:

yup-that-exists:

Time bomb kitchen timer

Set the time for your muffins in style with this kitchen timer shaped like an old school time bomb. You can set up to 60 minutes of time. Perfect gadget for the passionate chef or cooking enthusiast. 

BUY IT HERE

Need this

Oh yes, i think we will have this in out=r kitchen soon :)

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@ 10:07

auburnvalkyrie:

deadjosey:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

If I had a dick I would put it on my dick

Mmmmmmmmm.

auburnvalkyrie:

deadjosey:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

If I had a dick I would put it on my dick

Mmmmmmmmm.

(Source: ldrsociety, via hispirategirl)

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Wednesday, April 16, 2014

@ 19:58

merankoria:

fun fact: social anxiety doesn’t mean i’m simply “too lazy to make a simple phone call” - i truly struggle.

(via phrasesleftonpaper)

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@ 19:58

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

(via phrasesleftonpaper)

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@ 19:57

oneoftheherondales:

To people who followed me for one specific fandom, I am so so sorry

(Source: captainnswan, via phrasesleftonpaper)

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@ 19:57

"Male privilege is “I have a boyfriend” being the only thing that can actually stop someone from hitting on you because they respect another man more than they respect your rejection/lack of interest."

The Sociological Cinema

There was actually research that was done that found that women who used an “I have a boyfriend/husband” excuse to reject unwanted sexual attention and harassment by their bosses were more likely to be left alone than those who used any other excuse (including “I’m not interested”)

Because men respect another man’s property (and that’s how they see us) than a woman’s autonomy.

(via u-rbanprincess)

(Source: queerintersectional, via phrasesleftonpaper)

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@ 16:34

WHERE DO I SIGN UP TO GET ONE OF THESE

(Source: thecutestofthecute, via thefrogman)

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@ 16:31

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@ 12:45

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

image

(via phrasesleftonpaper)

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@ 12:42

grimbarke:

sangcoon:

im so masochistic its terrible i cried while drawing this omg

based off this prompt that was sent to me by zackdoesart

But what if

(via phrasesleftonpaper)

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